Crazy Questions and Answers

1. What is height of Fashion?

Dhoti with a zip

2. What is height of Secrecy?

Offering blank visiting cards.

3. What is height of laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Craziness?

Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

5. What is height of Forgetfulness?

Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him/her last.

6. What is height of Stupidity?

A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

7. What is height of Honesty?

A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

8. What is height of Suicide?

A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

9. What is height of De-hydration?

A cow giving milk powder.

10. Plan For Future: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.

James : I want 2 b a doctor.

Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.

Asif : I want 2 help Deepa .

Web Design Template Description

"It is a way to give a uniform "look and feel" to your main blog page as well as its subsequent archive pages."

A page template provides a way of enforcing a particular layout, style, set of privileges, and content for multiple pages. As with any page, you can divide a page template into regions and tabs, apply a style to the template, grant access privileges, and add items and portlets.

When a page designer creates a page, he or she can choose to base the page on a particular page template. If a page is based on a template, any changes made to the template are automatically cascaded down to the page.

Page templates offer some flexibility. You can set up a template so that page designers can apply a different style, or set up different access privileges on the pages that they create based on the template. You can also identify regions within the page template where content can be added. For example, in the example above, you could set up the main content region so that page designers can add whatever content they want there, without being able to affect the content anywhere else on the page.

What is exactly a Template through Diagramatically Presentation? 

 

 

UNIVERSAL TRUTH:

We learnt SUN Rises In The EAST

FACT :
SUN Neither Rises Nor Sets, 0nly EARTH Rotates . . . !!!

MORAL:
"EDUCATION SPOILS OUR COMMON SENSE..!!"

बूझो तो जाने

काचे में नीका लगे,

गदरे बहुत मिठाये इक फल है ऐसा सखी,

पाक गए कड़वाये..


बूझो तो जाने

married life

Heart of Guys vs Girls

Students

Heart for sale

A question posed...

Prove: 2 / 10 = 2

..
Art student : Out of syllabus
..
Commerce student : Question hi galat hai ..
..
Management student : it is very easy


Here is the solution offered:

2/10 = TWO / TEN = WO / EN = 23+15 / 5+14 = 38 / 19 = 2

good managers never ask.....

"Ans kya hai?"

They only ask "Ans Kya lana hai"

That's Management

What's the diff between mother & wife?

One woman brings you into the world crying 

& 

the other ensures you continue to do so.

IF ONLY LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER!

If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete"
and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster...

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सख़्तियाँ करता हूँ दिल पर ग़ैर से ग़ाफ़िल हूँ मैं
हाय क्या अच्छी कही ज़ालिम हूँ मैं जाहिल हूँ मैं

है मेरी ज़िल्लत ही कुछ मेरी शराफ़त की दलील
जिस की ग़फ़लत को मलक रोते हैं वो ग़ाफ़िल हूँ मैं

बज़्म-ए-हस्ती अपनी आराइश पे तू नाज़ाँ न हो
तू तो इक तस्वीर है महफ़िल की और महफ़िल हूँ मैं

ढूँढता फिरता हूँ ऐ "इक़बाल" अपने आप को
आप ही गोया मुसाफ़िर आप ही मंज़िल हूँ मैं

Job Description

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मैं लहज़ा नर्म भी कर लूँ तो झुँझलाहट नहीं जाती ।

किसी दिन बेख़याली में कहीं सच बोल बैठा था,

मैं कोशिश कर चुका हूँ मुँह की कड़वाहट नहीं जाती ।।